MotoXwolf 6 day.ago

A Woman, who owns a pet gorilla, comes home to find that her gorilla has escaped his enclosure and has made his way up a tree in her front yard. After hours of trying to coax him down, she finally concedes to look for help. She finds an ad for an Animal Handler and makes a phone call. A short time later, a truck pulls up and a man with a cowboy hat, carrying a shotgun gets out with his dog. He approaches the distraught woman and she apprises him of the situation. He agrees to help her. The woman quickly asks him, “How are you going to get him down? He turns to the woman, hands her his shotgun, a pair of large handcuffs and describes his plan. “Ma’am, I will climb up the tree, then I will shake the branch your gorilla is sitting on, whereby he will fall to the ground. Once on the ground, my highly trained canine partner will chomp down on his balls rendering him subdued while you slap the cuffs on him until I get down from the tree.” He turns to begin his ascent up the tree when the woman calls out, “Wait! I know what to do with the handcuffs, but what is the shotgun for?” The man turns towards her as he grasps the tree trunk. “Well ma’am, if that gorilla shakes me off the branch, You Shoot That Damn Dog!”